An this April Daw’s day, i giveth thee a chapt’r in Shakespearean Chapter 27. The prop’r English chapt’r shall cometh out on the usual day.
(Note, this is an actual chapter just turned into Shakespearen, so technically if you can read it, then you can read the chapter early.)
EDIT: I just shoved the entire chapter into a English to Shakespearean translator for those who are wondering, so the result isn’t intended to be perfect Shakespearen, just a fyi.